Ponies and Puppies Chapter 1

*It's a beautiful afternoon in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie is walking over to Twilight's home, to barrow some sugar, she's eating a mixed bucket of salted popcorn & M&Ms, Pinkie enters the house only to see that the other Mane 6 dressed up as disney Princesses, Twilight's Bella from "Beauty & the Beast", Applejack's Cinderella, Fluttershy's Snow White, Rarity's Jasmine from "Aladdin", Rainbow Dash's Pocahontas, & Spike's Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh" (just to be in the group, you know), & they're getting ready for a special occasion*
Pinkie: (gasp) It's Nightmare Night, already?!
*Pinkie pushes Rarity out of the way, & puts on the Bucket, popcorn & M&M's get on the floor*
Pinkie: I'm going as a pony hobo, with Popcorn bucket head... Nightmare night, what a...
*Rarity uses her magic to push her into the wall the bucket falls off of Pinkie, Pinkie gets Derp eyes*
Rarity: Pinkie, please be careful, you almost cracked my jewel.
Twilight: & it's not Nighttime Night, Pinkie, were getting ready for Princess Celstia's & Princess Luna's 200th birthday, they've decided to make this a "dress up as a famous fictional royalty" costume party.
Pinkie: Well... uh... how come I never herd of it...
Applejack: Well... uh... sugarcube, uh... since the last Grand Galloping Galla, the guests made a petition to keep you from uh... being invited
Pinkie: What... Why?
Applejack: Well, your just... uh... tell her Fluttershy, dear.
Fluttershy: um... well... uh... Pinkie, your just... um... j-just...
Pinkie: come on, Fluttershy, just tell me.
Fluttershy: Well... uh I rather not.
*Pinkie gets close to Fluttershy, bringing her back to the wall*
Pinkie: Tell me.
Fluttershy: Well... uh...
Pinkie: Tell me.
Fluttershy: Pinkie... uh... well...
Pinkie: Tell me, tell me, TELL ME!!!
Rainbow Dash: Those ponies don't like your crazy, over the top, hyperactive antics, you little annoyance!
Twilight: Rainbow!
Rainbow: What?, she asked for it.
Pinkie: Oh... I see...
Twilight: Cheer up Pinkie, you can come as our plus 1.
Pinkie: Well, I don't want to be a bad girl... but... OKAY!!!
Twilight: Spike, shouldn't be ready for the departure?
*Spike still looks at Rarity polishing her jewel*
Twilight: Spike!
Spike: What?!, oh, oh yeah, well couldn't find some fresh apples, so I got a banana  
Twilight: (sigh) OK, it'll have to do.
*Twilight turns the banana into a carriage*
Twilight: OK girls, get ready, cause it's the rulers of Equestia birthday today, so let's all promise that starting right now, were not gonna do anything to screw this up, agreed?
All: Agreed.
*It's nighttime at the Canterlot castle, there's a whole bunch of ponies at the inside & outside of the castle, Derpy is sitting at the entrance taking names & letting people in, Lyra & Bon Bon just came in*
Derpy: Name please.
Lyra: Lyra Heartstrings
Bon Bon: Bon Bon
Derpy: Lyra... Lyra... Bon Bon... Bon Bon..., well I got a Bon Bon, but not a Lyra Heartstrings, sorry.
*Lyra notices Derpy's name tag*
Lyra: Uh... did I say Lyra, I meant Derpy Hooves.
Derpy: Derpy... Derpy... Oh yeah, she was supposed to be the meeter tonight.
Lyra: Oh well then, I'll just take that clipboard.
*& Lyra did*
Lyra: Name please.
Derpy: Derpy Hooves
Lyra: Derpy... Derpy... Derpy... Oh, here we go... looks like she's already made it.
Derpy: Well that's imposable!
*inside the castle, the lights dim, on the stage features Twilight standing on pedestal, with Princess Celestia & Princess Luna on the side, Twilight is organizing her speech cards together*
Twilight: Welcome, everypony, today we are here to see our honorable, loyal, & graceful rulers of Equestia, turn the greatly high year age, as we promise to love, honor, & ob...
*Rainbow Dash flies & interrupts Twilight*
Rainbow Dash: Yeah... yeah... sure, but you what they're not that good to me, Celestia, you maybe a great & powerful god, but you can't one day without eating a whole bunch of cake, we all know you like cake Celestia, you don't have to keep dining it you big pig.
*audience laugh*
Rainbow Dash: & you don't even know get how she gets in her bed...
*Twilight pushes Rainbow Dash off the stage*
Twilight: Exactly... &...
*Pinkie Pie dressed up as Arel from "The Little Mermaid" pops up*
Pinkie: You gonna eat that?!
Twilight: What does that have to do with Princess Celestia & Princess Luna?
Pinkie: ...B**k you... OH... Let me tell you something, Celestia not the best role model, cause Twilight told me, that when she was young, she had this stuffed bumblebee toy named "Mrs. Buzzy"...
*Twilight Blushes in Embarrassment*
Pinkie: ...& one day when she having a tea party, Celestia came, rip out all of the toy's stuffing, filled it insides with sliced bread, & said "Their, Mrs. Buzzy isn't real!", & then...
Twilight: Pinkie, please stop.
Pinkie: ...she wanted Twilight to do a full 12 page report on what that means & she didn't even know! (laughs)
*Audience Laughs*
Celestia: (laughs) It's true, I did do that!
*Twilight gives Pinkie the stare, Pinkie exits the stage*
Twilight: Girls, this isn't some sort of Roast, this a serous speech on how good our...
*Fluttershy crawls on stage*
Fluttershy: Um... Twilight... you mind if do my... words?
Twilight: Oh, sure, why not.
Fluttershy: Well, I think sister relationship between those 2 are not thst great, I mean you get along pretty well, but, Celestia you keep Luna on the moon even though she's not evil anymore, & you always treat her second best, but you, don't have to be a jerk to her.
*Audience Laughs, Fluttershy smiles, then gets stared by Twilight, then exits*
Twilight: Anypony else... anypony at all...
*silence*
Twilight: Well then, as I was trying to say...
*Trixie in a white version of her Wizard outfit appears on stage, smiling*
Twilight: (groans) Never mind!
*Twilight exits, Trixie goes to the stand, during her talking, Rainbow Dash repeatedly boos at her*  
Trixie: Hello, there, fellow ponies, now I know most of you know me as that unicorn who pretended to kill an Ursa Major, only that was a Minor not a Major, but I just wanted to say, I've converted to Celestianity...
*Note Celestianity is basically a pony version of Christianity, with all the peace & love it has, noting that the equestia started with Jesus "socializing" with a horse.*
Trixie: ..that's right, I converted to the inner peace, love, & tranquility, that we love, & it's all thanks to these princesses, I would give my life to honoring & protecting these rulers that we all love,
*Trixie goes & kiss Celestia's hoof*
Trixie: Thank you, thank you, oh thank you.
Celestia: Why, your welcome my dear.
*Trixie keeps kissing her hoof*
Luna: This is getting pretty weird now.
Celestia: Yep.
Trixie: & now, let this holy song please you holy reign for 200 years.
*Trixie sings "the new born king", then all of a sudden, storm clouds reign, as GOD appears*
Twilight: Oh my God, it's... it's god!
GOD: Great Granddaughters, I have watched your actions with much discomfort.
Celestia: What?, but it's our world, & we love it, so...
GOD: Up... Ever since before you were born, this was a perfect place, where no conflict have been held, it was perfect, until my granddaughter made it into what she says more realistic, as punishment, I turn back the clock to the last generation of equestria, I will turn it back into... the third generation.
*gasps*
Celestia: No you won't, I don't care what you say, your not turning equestia back into Girly-Girly crud that we know, as of the generation 3, & as such, I can protect my subjects, from you!
*Celestia & Luna uses the power of her magic, to fight off GOD's magic, but fails turning them into their filly selves, Tia & Lulu, ponies gasps*
Twilight: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna!
GOD: Hmph... guess they weren't so powerful anyway, now... I will give you 2 months to say say goodbye to your generation before I turn back the clock, & I also made my Great Granddaughters have no memory of this, & she will act & remember as a child, & just to make sure you don't be against me...
*GOD gets turns all of the Mane 6 into Earth Ponies*
Rainbow Dash: Oh... CRUD...
Twilight: What, what did you do that for?
GOD: Oh nothing, just... this.
*GOD creates a hole making the Mane 6 fall through the cloud the island of Equestria, making her going through the clouds serface, straight to regular earth crashing near a fellow street carnival group, Twilight barely sees the group taking her*
Man: Well, I'll be darned, come on get those horses & bring them to carnival's medical, I think we just have us our new attraction.
*Twilight passes out, & things go to black*
/End of Chapter 1/
OK, there aren't any puppies in this Chapter, but next chapter will have them.